The 100 Best Funny Questions To Ask When You Need A Laugh
Sometimes we just need a good old laugh to get through the day! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood with friends, spark a funny conversation with classmates, share a giggle with your students, or break the ice with co-workers, asking one of these funny questions can turn the mundane into a moment of shared hilarity.
Below, you’ll find a list of 100 of the best funny questions to ask someone. If you want to download and print this list, you’ll find a free PDF at the bottom of this page. Ready for a laugh?
100 Best Funny Questions To Ask
- Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
- If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
- Why is it called “shipping” if it goes by truck and “cargo” if it goes by ship?
- If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
- If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
- Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
- If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
- Do fish ever get thirsty?
- If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
- Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
- If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?
- Do penguins have knees?
- Why do noses run but feet smell?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- Why is it called quicksand if you sink slowly in it?
- Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
- If you’re bald, what hair color do they put on your driver’s license?
- Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?
- If you clean a vacuum cleaner, are you the vacuum cleaner?
- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
- Can you cry underwater?
- Why do they call them apartments if they are all stuck together?
- Do stairs go up or down?
- Why is it called a building if it’s already built?
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
- Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?
- Do clothes in China say “Made around the corner”?
- If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
- Why is it called “falling asleep” if you’re lying down?
- Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
- Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
- If you steal a pen from a bank, is it a bank robbery?
- Is it illegal to park a car in a no-parking zone if it’s broken down?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?
- How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
- Do you yawn in your sleep?
- Why is it called a “hot” water heater if it heats cold water?
- If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
- Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
- If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
- Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are weak?
- What do you call male ballerinas?
- Can you daydream at night?
- Why do they call the little candy bars “fun sizes”? Wouldn’t it be more fun to eat a big one?
- If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
- Can animals commit crimes?
- If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?
- Do you think sand is called sand because it’s between the sea and the land?
- Why do people say “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
- If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
- If you try to fail and you succeed, which did you actually do?
- Why is it called a “pair” of pants when there is only one?
- Is a picture of a thousand words worth more than a thousand words?
- If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?
- Can you plan a surprise party for a psychic?
- Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If you’re bald, what hair color do they put on your passport?
- Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
- If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
- If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
- Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
- Why is it called “rush hour” when traffic moves the slowest?
- If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?
- If you sneeze and someone says “bless you,” what happens if you don’t say “thank you”?
- Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
- Why do we say “give me a hand” when we really need help with something?
- If a zombie apocalypse happens, will vegans refuse to eat brains?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Can crop circles be square?
- Why is it called “taking a dump” when you’re actually leaving one?
- If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
- Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
- Can you ever be a closet claustrophobic?
- Why do they call it “falling asleep” when you’re actually lying in bed?
- Can you be a part-time bandit?
- Do fish get cramps after eating?
- If you swallow your burp, does it turn into a fart?
- How come your nose runs but your feet smell?
- Why do they call it a “drive-through” if you have to stop?
- Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
- At a movie theater, which armrest is yours?
- If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
- Can you cry underwater?
- How do they get the “Keep off the Grass” sign on the grass?
- Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
- If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
- Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
- If you’re trying to fail and you succeed, what did you actually do?
- Is it weird that we have a little voice in our heads when we think?
- If you’re born at exactly midnight, is your birthday on both days?
- Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Funny Questions To Ask – PDF
