The 100 Best Funny Questions To Ask When You Need A Laugh

Sometimes we just need a good old laugh to get through the day! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood with friends, spark a funny conversation with classmates, share a giggle with your students, or break the ice with co-workers, asking one of these funny questions can turn the mundane into a moment of shared hilarity.

Below, you’ll find a list of 100 of the best funny questions to ask someone. If you want to download and print this list, you’ll find a free PDF at the bottom of this page. Ready for a laugh?

100 Best Funny Questions To Ask

1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not?
2. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
3. Why is it called “shipping” if it goes by truck and “cargo” if it goes by ship?
4. If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
5. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
6. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
7. Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?
8. If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
9. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
10. Do fish ever get thirsty?
11. If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
12. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
13. If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?
14. Do penguins have knees?
15. Why do noses run but feet smell?
16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
17. Why is it called quicksand if you sink slowly in it?
18. Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
19. If you’re bald, what hair color do they put on your driver’s license?
20. Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?
21. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, are you the vacuum cleaner?
22. Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
23. Can you cry underwater?
24. Why do they call them apartments if they are all stuck together?
25. Do stairs go up or down?
26. Why is it called a building if it’s already built?
27. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
28. Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?
29. Do clothes in China say “Made around the corner”?
30. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
31. Why is it called “falling asleep” if you’re lying down?
32. Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
33. Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
34. If you steal a pen from a bank, is it a bank robbery?
35. Is it illegal to park a car in a no-parking zone if it’s broken down?
36. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
37. Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?
38. How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
39. Do you yawn in your sleep?
40. Why is it called a “hot” water heater if it heats cold water?
41. If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
42. Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?
43. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
44. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
45. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are weak?
46. What do you call male ballerinas?
47. Can you daydream at night?
48. Why do they call the little candy bars “fun sizes”? Wouldn’t it be more fun to eat a big one?
49. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
50. Can animals commit crimes?
51. If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?
52. Do you think sand is called sand because it’s between the sea and the land?
53. Why do people say “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
54. If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
55. If you try to fail and you succeed, which did you actually do?
56. Why is it called a “pair” of pants when there is only one?
57. Is a picture of a thousand words worth more than a thousand words?
58. If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?
59. Can you plan a surprise party for a psychic?
60. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
61. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
62. If you’re bald, what hair color do they put on your passport?
63. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
64. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
65. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
66. Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
67. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
68. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
69. If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
70. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
71. Why is it called “rush hour” when traffic moves the slowest?
72. If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?
73. If you sneeze and someone says “bless you,” what happens if you don’t say “thank you”?
74. Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
75. Why do we say “give me a hand” when we really need help with something?
76. If a zombie apocalypse happens, will vegans refuse to eat brains?
77. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
78. Can crop circles be square?
79. Why is it called “taking a dump” when you’re actually leaving one?
80. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
81. Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
82. Can you ever be a closet claustrophobic?
83. Why do they call it “falling asleep” when you’re actually lying in bed?
84. Can you be a part-time bandit?
85. Do fish get cramps after eating?
86. If you swallow your burp, does it turn into a fart?
87. How come your nose runs but your feet smell?
88. Why do they call it a “drive-through” if you have to stop?
89. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
90. At a movie theater, which armrest is yours?
91. If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
92. Can you cry underwater?
93. How do they get the “Keep off the Grass” sign on the grass?
94. Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
95. If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
96. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
97. If you’re trying to fail and you succeed, what did you actually do?
98. Is it weird that we have a little voice in our heads when we think?
99. If you’re born at exactly midnight, is your birthday on both days?
100. Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Funny Questions To Ask – PDF

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